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zackisontumblr: what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be...

Sat, 18 May 2013 03:20:08 -0400

zackisontumblr:

what if amanda bynes is locked up somewhere, and penelope tate is pretending to be her causing trouble

dirktier: i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:48:55 -0400

dirktier:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

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The awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer in class with confidence

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:47:31 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

Questions from a Straight Guy: Locker Room Etiquette

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:17:38 -0400

Patrick: Do you check us out in the locker room?
Me: Do you check each other out?
Patrick:
Patrick: Answer the question.
Me: If you're in my line of sight, I'm not going to close my eyes. Same with peripheral vision. Otherwise, I'm just going to maintain eye contact or, in the showers, just look at the wall or my feet.
Patrick: How do you not get a boner?
Me: I've known you idiots my entire life. It's not like I'm going to suddenly get off on you now. Plus, it's all mental. I just think, "This is not the place for that."
Patrick: I keep expecting you to get hard.
Me: So, while I'm not looking at your dick, you can't take your eyes off of mine.
Patrick: Well, when you put it THAT way...
Me: If you were in a locker room with a group of women, wouldn't you be able to control yourself?
Patrick: I wouldn't last five seconds.
Me: It takes years of practice to not be creepy.

REBLOG IF I CAN WRITE TO YOU AND SIMPLY START A FRIENDSHIP

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:15:51 -0400

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insomniaccity: (anything) feat. Pitbull

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:57:49 -0400

insomniaccity:

(anything) feat. Pitbull

l0ngdistancel0vers213: want more love/ LDR related posts on...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:58:40 -0400

l0ngdistancel0vers213:

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Fri, 17 May 2013 19:16:12 -0400

chanel-and-louboutins: Chanel-and-Louboutins.tumblr.com

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:14:38 -0400

chanel-and-louboutins:

Chanel-and-Louboutins.tumblr.com

bandwagonfullofeevees: IM PRINTING THIS OUT AND PUTTING IT ON...

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:13:40 -0400

bandwagonfullofeevees:

IM PRINTING THIS OUT AND PUTTING IT ON MY FRIDGE

BECAUSE GODDAMNIT PARENTS JUST BECAUSE THE ONLY INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS YOU HEAR ABOUT ON THE NEWS ARE THE ONES WHERE SOMEONE WINDS UP AS A FLESH SUIT DOESN’T MEAN THERE CAN’T BE ONES THAT ARE LIKE NORMAL AND HEALTHY AND EVERYTHING

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Fri, 17 May 2013 18:21:31 -0400

opolla: tricksterroxylalonde: ectogasmic: napoleonbonerhard: ...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:21:16 -0400

opolla:

tricksterroxylalonde:

ectogasmic:

napoleonbonerhard:

Thrift Shop 8bit (x)
Macklemore

dude this sounds like really bad ass boss music holy shit??

wow

whoops my hand slipped

gay-homestays: Gay marriage: 7 countries you can travel to to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:48:21 -0400

gay-homestays:

Gay marriage: 7 countries you can travel to to get married

With the gay marriage bill in the UK currently in the process of hopefully being passed by the…

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I need my baby!

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:46:58 -0400

I need my baby!

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rebelsong: tyleroakley: buzzfeed: George Takei responds to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:44:29 -0400

rebelsong:

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

George Takei is flawfree.

And I can hear him saying every one of these.

bahaha